100 Facts About Me (Masterlist)
(Because today feels like an ‘organize everything!’ day…)
1. I have to chase my fridge when it runs.
2. I’m horrifically awful at Pokemon.
3. I still have dreams of being Peter Pan when I grow up.
4. I find a good use of vocabulary sexy.
5. I am incapable of reading an analog clock.
6. I wear boxers.
7. I am addicted to Coca-Cola.
8. I am also addicted to Chinese food.
9. Sometimes, I write poems.
10. I had a secret girl!crush on Ms. Honey from Matilda.
11. I walk alone, I walk alone.
12. I will never, ever get all the way ‘Les Miserables.’
13. I. Need. Coffee.
14. I love poptarts.
15. I have trouble saying ‘no’ to people.
16. I am a procrastinator.
17. I love my converse sneakers.
18. I forget that I promise to do things like this.
19. I apparently just failed out of my Reading the Graphic Novel class.
20. I have a love/hate relationship with Shakespeare.
21. My iPod’s name is Peanut Butter.
22. I think I have a sticky-notes problem.
23. Tonight, I am going to get crunk.
24. I am a lightweight when it comes to drinking.
25. I always forget to finish memes that I start.
26. I am annoyed by people who can open a door but can’t be bothered to close it behind themselves.
27. I often overreact over small things.
28. I can play “Chasing Cars” on guitar.
29. I have never eaten perogies. (Until now.)
30. Perogies and I don’t seem like we’ll get along.
31. I once ran a 6:02:34 mile.
32. I rock out to “Sk8er Boi” when I need to laugh.
33. I’m still, I’m still Jenny from the block. Oh wait.
34. I wish I was skilled at graphic-making.
35. I am shameless enough to sometimes pay for things I want with only pennies.
36. Sometimes I wear jeans to bed so that putting on pants is one less thing I have to do in the morning.
37. I am addicted to Food Network Nighttime.
38. If ‘accident-prone’ was measured on the same base as security threat levels, I’d fall under ‘Imminent Threat.’
39. I am Angry Birds’ bitch.
40. On my resume, my job listing is: ice cream server, golf ball seller.
41. Harper’s Island is one of the only horror-themed shows/movies I can watch without completely losing my shit.
42. I was an N*Sync groupie.
43. I have terribly vivid daydreams.
44. Sometimes, my job consists of sitting around, listening to music and writing. It’s sooo hard.
45. I use Old Spice.
46. My mom thinks having a gay daughter makes her ‘hip.’
47. I could praise my mom for days.
48. I have three piercings in one ear.
49. I am terrified of the dentist.
50. I never know what to say.
51. I could read Pablo Neruda all day.
52. I am part of a ‘hockey family’ and yet, I am incapable of remaining upright while skating.
53. I drive too fast.
54. Sometimes I get antisocial.
55. I hate licking envelopes.
56. My car is named Bentley. He is a love-machine.
57. My cursive is illegible.
58. When I do homework, I jam out to my ‘British Lit Ass-Kicking Instrumental Fuckup’ playlist.
59. The movie ‘Hardball’ always make me cry like a little bitch.
60. When there’s an awkward scene in a movie, I have to turn it off or look away due to a severe case of secondhand embarrassment.
61. I hate the game 20Q, Because I can never outsmart it.
62. Sometimes I buy greeting cards because they’re funny, but I always end up losing them before I send them to people.
63. I love rainy days.
64. I have a problem resisting the urge to buy men’s sweaters.
65. I gamble away my tips on a game called KENO, which stands for: Kaitland, Expect No Obtainment (Of Money).
66. I like to curl up on my couch and watch hockey.
67. When I am not curled up on the couch watching hockey, I am curled up on the couch watching baseball.
68. I fuck shit up, so.
69. I live in a world of organized chaos.
70. I routinely have to resist the urge to quit my job.
71. I crack my knuckles like woah.
72. I can play the air guitar.
73. Incidentally, I cannot play much real guitar.
74. I am now the proud owner of a Toy Story 3D backpack.
75. I romanticize almost everything.
76. I am kinda a little sort of gay.
77. I am straight for Cory Monteith.
78. I am also straight for Harry Shum Jr.
79. I have a particular stance on shorts.
80. I am a notorious fish-killer.
81. When I am sad, this picture always cheers me up:
82. I hate writing the last line of a fic/poem/anything.
83. I also hate coming up with a title.
84. The level of apathy I feel sometimes is overwhelming.
85. I carry your heart (I carry it in my heart)
86. I am fascinated with sign language and want to learn it.
87. I am way more uptight than people would imagine.
88. I miss my dog every single day.
89. My favorite book is “Franny and Zooey” by J.D. Salinger.
90. I don’t really like chocolate.
91. I can rock a tie.
92. I love the smell of rain. And fresh cut grass. And all those other fun scents that come in the three-pack, discount, car air fresheners.
93. I am going to take scissors to every shirt I own and eradicate them of sleeves.
94. My brothers mean much more to me than I will ever admit.
95. I despise blue ink pens.
96. I could not pass a US Citizenship test. Probably.
97. I want an Asian baby.
98. I can sign five words/phrases in sign language and one of them is “bullshit.”
99. My planner for next semester is already filled out.
100. I desperately want my one infinite moment.
