22. Music lover. TO INFINITY AND BEYOND. Stud (not). Dreams of being Peter Pan. Fond of all things with pretty girls. Nothing here is mine unless stated.
OR, ACCORDING TO SOMEONE ELSE...
"shorter than jack, you're fairly calm until you hang out with your roommates, you're a brunette, you are FINALLY over 21 years old, you are in a relationship with caffeine, you are pretty fucking gay, you can be lazy but you get pretty bouncy after your fifth cup of coffee, you are a big dreamer and a microplanner, you also just wear anything that is clean, you prefer converses, and your hair is in a ponytail forever so no one knows, also sleep in the dark but when do you sleep?"
I read the caps lock one as if they were yelling. What has the internet done to me?
I literally started hyperventilating
My favorite one was about a kid who wanted to have X-ray vision so he could see vaginas through girls’ clothes, and he...
And then you think, this is partially what just bought our beautiful site.
This is golden… I love this
The lightbulb one can’t be real…. Please don’t let it be real.